Mazes - Most Days on Most Days (circa April 2011)

dear employer. i am applying to become an indentured servant with your organization. my more than $30K USD in loans with sallie-lifebloodsucking-mae qualifies me to pretty much beg your mercy to let me wipe your ass with my graduate degree for $28k per year. thank you for taking the time to run my $300 resume through keyword software to determine that i can pick up dry cleaning. i look forward to meeting you!
sincerely,
america