99 Problems - Hugo (jay-z cover) on Old Tyme Religion circa May 2011

relationships are like fish. they are pretty easy to get, you don’t need a great credit score or anything, or be particularly talented, a little charm will usually go a long way. many people meet nice young fish at their local store, fall in love, and sooner or later end up buying a bowl together. you’ve gotta remember to keep the fish alive, even if its been a while and the fish isn’t as new and exciting as it once was. ‘cuz one thing’s for sure, if you let the fish die, realizing you’ve gotta flush it down the shitter is the worst. my brah daniel, he’s two, he’s got the right idea. he likes to keep loose change he finds around the house on a windowsill for when he finds a lady he likes. after a little chat, if daniel wants to play, he goes ahead and takes two quarters from the windowsill and gets that lady some chips. everyone loves chips, and if you buy them chips, everyone will love you. even a two year old can figure that out, dummy.